There’s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I’m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Do, or do not.There is no ‘try’. (Yoda)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. (Antoine de Saint Exupery)

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. (Albert Einstein)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. (Carl Sagan)

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)