Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)